2 church services in 4 days is TOO MUCH GOD.
On the upside, I'm about 5 minutes away from a sugar overdose thanks to the big bag o' Starburst found in my xmas stocking.
I think my minor in Jaywalking has come to an end.
Today, while biking (illegally, natch, without a helmet or reflectors but hell it was daytime!) in Dinkytown, I see a bunch of cops... giving unruly pedestrians jaywalking tickets. Seriously.
At least my major in Cursing is intact.
Conversation with Noah today:
(N) "On my way to chipotle today, I encountered an old lady carrying two large bags from the grocery store. She asked me, 'is it Monday?' "
(me) "Please tell me you did not mug her and take the groceries. Please."
(N) " 'Fuck no', I replied. Then, reconsidering my antisocial rudeness, I brightened up my face and said, "no, I mean, it's Tuesday. It really is." She just looked confused.
I am so proud of myself, I'm going to go get ice cream."
wild animal sightings:
gimpy-legged robin on 19th Ave, Saturday
big-ass rat at the Cedar/Washington Ramp bus stop, Monday (in broad daylight, no less)
3-legged squirrel at Rarig, Wednesday
Question: does living on the West Bank breed handicapped animals? Should I be afraid? I'm not even counting the mutated Mississippi River frogs.