12.27.2003

Saturday December 27, 2003

2 church services in 4 days is TOO MUCH GOD.

On the upside, I'm about 5 minutes away from a sugar overdose thanks to the big bag o' Starburst found in my xmas stocking.

9.15.2003

Monday September 15, 2003

I think my minor in Jaywalking has come to an end.

Today, while biking (illegally, natch, without a helmet or reflectors but hell it was daytime!) in Dinkytown, I see a bunch of cops... giving unruly pedestrians jaywalking ticketsSeriously.

Motherfuckers.

At least my major in Cursing is intact.

9.09.2003

Tuesday September 9, 2003

Conversation with Noah today:

(N) "On my way to chipotle today, I encountered an old lady carrying two large bags from the grocery store. She asked me, 'is it Monday?' "

(me) "Please tell me you did not mug her and take the groceries. Please."

(N) " 'Fuck no', I replied. Then, reconsidering my antisocial rudeness, I brightened up my face and said, "no, I mean, it's Tuesday. It really is." She just looked confused.

I am so proud of myself, I'm going to go get ice cream."

7.30.2003

Wednesday July 30, 2003

wild animal sightings:

gimpy-legged robin on 19th Ave, Saturday

big-ass rat at the Cedar/Washington Ramp bus stop, Monday (in broad daylight, no less)

3-legged squirrel at Rarig, Wednesday

Question:  does living on the West Bank breed handicapped animals?  Should I be afraid?  I'm not even counting the mutated Mississippi River frogs.

2.21.2003

Friday February 21, 2003

Death is a badger named Herman. He lives in my throat.