5.07.2004

Friday May 7, 2004

Holy shit this is brilliant.  "Shakespeare does the Hokey-Pokey", by Jeff Brechlin, the winner of the Washington Post's author impersonation contest.

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heaven's yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the Poke --- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

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