Oh no. No, no, no: The MisShapes will be dj'ing at Bar Fly on Friday night, and that is simply two miles too close to my home for comfort. What if the black-dyed asymmetrical haircut is catching? Horrors!
(I took my GRE this morning at 7-goddamn-30, and freakily did better on the math portion than the verbal- both surprisingly good, considering my utter lack of interest in studying for this. Uh, Yale, you're not reading that, right? Good!)