While running errands tonight after work, I splurged on a can of Enviga at the grocery store because I am a sucker for novelty, and y'know, $1.29.
While it is delightfully effervescent and vaguely fruity beverage, I'm troubled by its color. I assume that the marketing advisors thought of it as the hippie Red Bull, to always be consumed straight out of the can, so they didn't actually look at its color.
It is... bright, flourescent, neon, safety-reflector, Mountain Dew-yellow. Not the color of health, fitness, and wholesome green tea goodness.
I think I'll finish the rest of this glass with my eyes closed, and pretend that it's a normal food color instead of HI! WAKE UP! YELLOW!