Have you seen the Victoria's Secret air-Angels-bra commercial? Where the brunette in a faux accent does a limerick about her tits?
Yeah, the one where they rhyme "lighter than air" with "filled with air". Would it be so hard to have changed a portion of that rhyme to "boys will stare" or "anti-glare"?
P.S.- how is it even probable that doing my nails at 11 pm last night and then doing nothing more strenuous than reading a book before bed caused me to wake up this morning with heavily chipped nail polish? Did I sabotage myself by punching the wall in my sleep, or what?