A few weeks ago, my parents visited Cincinnati for the first time. While traversing the city, a sample conversation went like this:
Dad: So, what are the major industries of Cincinnati?
Me: I have no idea.
Mom: Is McMillan Road named after someone? A senator? A mayor?
Me: I have no idea.
Dad: What's the metro-area population of Cincinnati?
Me: I have no idea.
Mom: When was Clifton incorporated into Cincinnati?
Me: I haven't the slightest idea.
Dad: How many square acres is Burnet Woods?
Me: GODDAMN IT, I DON'T KNOW!
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