Objectively, I understand that
1) I do not get to make a Birthday Wishlist any longer for my parents and assorted relatives.
2) clicking around on the Victoria's Secret website is a bad idea, as it will lead to the purchase of itchy underwear that looked good in the photo.
But sometimes, I swear, hidden gems on VS. Such as:
a muuuuuuuch cheaper hot leather motorcycle jacket than the gunmetal grey one I was previously stalking. ($148 vs. $627: how is this even a contest, really?)
Student loans for winter quarter come through on Wednesday. Care to take bets how many hours I last on January 2nd before purchasing this for myself and claiming "early birthday present"?