Wednesday April 16, 2008

Today, while loading a case of wine into the trunk of our car, my left nipple decided to make its run for freedom.  Unnoticed by me, most of my left boob snuck out of my sundress and into the public eye in the Trader Joe's parking lot.

So:  I'm sorry, old lady.  I'm sorry, small child in stroller.  I'm sorry, cart wrangler.  I'm sorry, everyone.  My nipples are strong-willed and I am unobservant, even when it comes to public toplessness.


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