I once received a bathrobe as the Most Disappointing Birthday Gift Ever. (I was turning 17, and expecting the Jack Kerouac boxed set of readings and music on CDs; instead, I opened a package the approximate size and weight of said boxed set, and found a cream terrycloth bathrobe, and gave my parents a look that could be described as I Hate You and Your Goddamn Practical Gift.)
I think this robe is almost as disappointing as the Happy 17th Birthday robe:
Vogue's own copy describes this $3,740 "Marc Jacobs blush wool-blend coat" as "relaxed and robe-like".
I'd go so far as to say it is actually a $3,740 bathrobe. Psst, Amazon can get you the same damn thing for $90.