Noticed at Rock the Bells this weekend:
it is a bad idea, if you are a very short man, to wear very long shorts.
(You know the kind I mean: the kind that hit at the lower shin and are often indiscernible from high-waters, except for the baggy factor. Also, lesson learned: when safesearch is off, do not google "baggy long ghetto shorts". Trust me.)
For when you are under 5' 4", wearing shorts this long will make you look about 4' 6", and also stumpy and utterly unattractive. Plus, you do know you're wearing manpris, right?
(Not that I advocate long, shin-length baggy shorts under any circumstances at all. Oh no. Those shorts make you look like a tool. But if you're already short, they make you look like a SuperTool. An UltraMegaTool. A douchebag.)