pretties, please.

Dearest DSW: thank you for continuing to send me coupons. (Whenever I exalt over the arrival of a new $20 off coupon, Noah will say "oh, it's so nice that they send you so many coupons!" Yes, Noah, and it's not because I continually spend money there. That's not it at all. They're just being nice.)

I would be ever-so-thrilled if you could have the following three shoes in the clearance section this Saturday in a size 8 1/2 or 9:

Ankle straps are my friend.
God, mustard-yellow suede. I will find a way to make
mustard yellow match everything I own, just you wait.
These come in every color ever. And I want them all.

Love and Visa cards,
me.