Needed, before Oct. 31: a full-skirted crinoline. None of this "sexy maid crinoline teardrop xxx" crap- I need a knee-length, pouffy, square-dance-appropriate crinoline.
(I'm not attending a square dance, but you get the idea.)
Oh, and less than $30. For I am picky, fickle, and cheap. A deadly combination. Get on this, eBay.