No-shine black nail polish? Oh, yes please. It's so much more elegant than the previous incarnation I've done of this look: coloring in my nails with a Sharpie during 10th grade trigonometry class.
(Never mind that $22 could fill my gas tank instead. Matte black fingernails! Matte black toenails should not occur, however, unless you're going for the "frostbite is eating away at my feet" look.)