it's hard to type with frozen fingers.

The only car on the street that is inextricably, definitively snowed and iced in to the point of immobility until a thaw is my car. Yes, the only car on the street with Minnesota plates is the car that is encased in a layer of craggy ice that thoughtfully formed around the tires up to the undercarriage.
I feel as if I'd be asked to revoke my Minnesota credibility if anyone at the Minneapolis DMV found out that my car is stuck on ice in southern Ohio, where it has not dropped below 0 degrees in well over a year.

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