me: ugh, this coffee tastes like cinnamon. I hate cinnamon.
classmate: why does it taste like cinnamon?
me: my lipgloss is cinnamon-flavored.
classmate: but... if you hate cinnamon, why would you wear cinnamon-flavored lipgloss?
me: BECAUSE IT LOOKS AWESOME.
classmate: I don't get it.
This is further proof that boys, no matter how impeccably-dressed and generally fabulous though this individual classmate is, sometimes just do not understand.