Blue wrap dress, Forever 21; belt and camisole so no one is inadvertently
exposed to any untoward cleavage, Target; shoes, Kenneth Cole.
I'm going to have to retire the "stop dressing like an undergrad" tag soon enough, as I will be scooting away from college campuses in the v near future. "You're inching closer to 30, so make an effort", perhaps? "Grown-up drag"? "If you wore it to a rave in 2000, please don't wear it again"?