7.14.2009

blue jean baby

If, like me, you have no money (and, perhaps, you too have just been informed that some motherfucker stole your debit card number! and has been charging hundreds of dollars that you don't have to various online retailers and screwing up absolutely everything by taking the last drops of money to your name in the world and blowing it on match.com and iTunes and other things!- NOT THAT I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH FRAUD CLAIMS OR ANYTHING! not that I'm ready to either kill or cry or both!), you hunt down free stuff like a truffle pig on speed.

Ahem.

So, yeah, free stuff! In this case, free Current Elliot jeans from chickdowntown.com:

skinny slouch

How does one get free pants?* (other than by stealing my bank account information and buying them for yourself, that is? AUGH.) By emailing something amusing to me at nadarine (dot) blog (at) gmail (dot) com by this Sunday, and I'll pick a winner either randomly or by measuring how much a submission has made me chortle to myself inappropriately in a public place.

Dammit, I've been looking at the "sale" page - PRIOR TO FINDING OUT THAT MY BANK ACCOUNT IS NOW IN THE HANDS OF SOMEONE TRULY EVIL- oh, sorry, now going to the Loeffler Randall page and gazing longingly at those flat boots and weeping into my bank statements.

*(More chickdowntown stuff: twitter and facebook links, for discounts and such.)

16 comments:

KT said...

Sorry to hear about your credit card fraud. Hope everything works out. Anyways, thanks for the current elliot giveaway!

Becca said...

Ahh that sucks you got your number stolen! But great giveaway, I love Current/Elliott!

Elena said...

sorry to hear about that, that's never any fun. sad face. but current elliott jeans are wonderful and thanks for the great giveaway! happy face.

a lady said...

ooooh me I need pants that fit. sigh.

Dingo said...

So, if I win the free pants through a random drawing or by making promises that I can't keep, are you going to mail the pants to me C.O.D since, well, you don't seem to have anymore money?

nadarine said...

Aha, Dingo brings up a good point. No, I do not have to rely on bribing the post office to deliver sans postage, as chickdowntown.com will send them to the winner.

And Dingo, you do not have to make any elaborate but unfulfillable promises, but you do need to email something vaguely amusing to me: nadarine (dot) blog (at) gmail (dot) com. Go!

Megan said...

That is so horrible! This giveaway must be torture right now! I will do my best to come up with something amusing for you!

Alaina said...

Current Elliot Jeans are so awesome. They always fit great and I get so many compliments. Great choice of give-aways!

Cassie said...

Coolies!

maggie said...

I feel you...my bank account has exactly $85.70 in it...and that has to last me until about the end of august. And I'm dying to get a new pair of jeans!!!

Estelle Tran said...

I have been seeing blue and red heels in my sleep... :P

Bryn said...

My boyfriend just recently had his information stolen..we were able to track down a $600 purchase made at "House of Brides"...I thought for sure some weirdo had bought a mail-order bride with his money!! Turns out its a wedding dress company. He was able to get all of his money back so hopefully you will too! Good luck! Sweet giveaway!

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Evie O'Connor said...

Hon, I'm so sorry your card got stolen! If I won these jeans I'd give them to you!

Danielle said...

These jeans are awesome! So cute!

Veronica said...

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sunchicka said...

Yikes! Well that person wherever they are will get what they deserve.