blue jean baby

If, like me, you have no money (and, perhaps, you too have just been informed that some motherfucker stole your debit card number! and has been charging hundreds of dollars that you don't have to various online retailers and screwing up absolutely everything by taking the last drops of money to your name in the world and blowing it on match.com and iTunes and other things!- NOT THAT I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH FRAUD CLAIMS OR ANYTHING! not that I'm ready to either kill or cry or both!), you hunt down free stuff like a truffle pig on speed.

Ahem.

So, yeah, free stuff! In this case, free Current Elliot jeans from chickdowntown.com:

skinny slouch

How does one get free pants?* (other than by stealing my bank account information and buying them for yourself, that is? AUGH.) By emailing something amusing to me at nadarine (dot) blog (at) gmail (dot) com by this Sunday, and I'll pick a winner either randomly or by measuring how much a submission has made me chortle to myself inappropriately in a public place.

Dammit, I've been looking at the "sale" page - PRIOR TO FINDING OUT THAT MY BANK ACCOUNT IS NOW IN THE HANDS OF SOMEONE TRULY EVIL- oh, sorry, now going to the Loeffler Randall page and gazing longingly at those flat boots and weeping into my bank statements.

*(More chickdowntown stuff: twitter and facebook links, for discounts and such.)