Note: if you at all value your sanity, do not, under any circumstances, undertake an inter-state move after being out of town in various far-flung points for the two weeks leading up to said move. You will regret this, I promise.
Thus concludes your PSA for the evening. The More You Know!
I'm going to go pass out in a pile of discarded boxes now and dream of a time when things may be put away and organized and clean and not inexplicably still being stored in falling-apart boxes from the liquor store. Photos tba, if I can ever make sense of this mess.