A crazy conspiracy theorist after my own heart, that one.
(I clicked through, hit "pause", and let it load. Unfortunately, my earphones were plugged into the wrong jack, so when I hit "play", the entire coffee shop heard the complaints of rogue black helicopters blasting from my speakers. Other patrons began to look at me with some concern.)
The lovely and talented Ms. Culp (yes, she of Culp Baubles fame) will, in short order, have new pants.