further excuses to wear an elaborate hat

I'm Chiquita Banana, and I'm here to say
Bananas have to ripen in a special way
When they're flecked with brown and of a golden hue
Bananas taste the best and are the best for you

Fun fact: I really dislike the taste of bananas. This did not stop me from affixing a bunch of them to an incredibly heavy headdress, however.