5.03.2010

stop making sense

Logical inconsistencies in Top 40 hip-hop:

Drake claims that he "know(s) way too many people here right now that (he) didn't know last year; who the fuck are y'all?"

Now, if Drake really knew all those people, would he really have to ask who they are? Presumably, he has made a lot of new friends over the past year, and is generally amazed by this expansion of his social circle. Unless his group of new friends has also invited their own independent entourages to Drake's house and have not made introductions, it is unlikely that he is actually at a loss as to who all these people are.

Proposed lyrics change: "I know way too many people here right now that I didn't know last year. New friends who return my calls!"