In my excitement about making a fantastic Theda Bara costume for Halloween, I seem to have overlooked a few key facts.
1) I can't really sew.
2) Especially when I have no pattern.
3) Stubbornness cannot, in fact, conquer all.
do have a can of gold spray paint, and fifty-eight peacock feathers (much to the delight of my cat), and three plastic snakes. Should this, realistically, give me any hope at all? No, but I am ignoring the futility of the endeavor and counting on hot glue to save the day.
Oh god, this is going to end badly, isn't it?