Donating one's post-mortem skeleton to my apartment- now that, in its odd way, is wondrous friendship.

S: If I die early, not of head trauma: you may have my skull.

me: Yesssssss! In untimely death, you will complete my living room d├ęcor. I will not hasten your death for that purpose, promise.

S: Best not.

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