Talking about yoga last night

S: "My friend loves Bikram yoga. You should try it! It's apparently all toxin-removing and such. For health!"

me: "If I were to remove all toxins from my body, all that would be left would be a pile of skin and some nail polish. And maybe mascara. I'm fairly certain that my skeletal system has been replaced by a scaffolding made of various toxins."

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