think pink

By request from the lovely Otter, Shower Booze Saturday with sparkling wine! Yes, I've gone from PBR and High Life to sparkling wine in a can. Movin' on up.

  • Refreshingness: (5) This somehow felt less like a beverage and more like a breakfast. I was thrown. It is also a fair bit sweeter than I normally enjoy my sparkling wines, which made me think of drinking AndrĂ© but paying for Francis Ford Coppola's vanity vineyard.
  • Lack of slipperyness when you are holding the beer with potentially soapy hands: (10) It's a tiny can- you'd have to actually TRY to drop it.
  • Does it smell weird when I drink it right after using my bergamot body scrub?: (5) Ugh, yes. Something about the bergamot plus the sweetness of the wine made it smack me in the face with floral and sugar.
  • Bonus round: I was clearly in a bit of a mood when I got up this morning to drink in the shower (oh my god, first-world problems are the best problems), but IT'S A TINY PINK CAN OF SPARKLING WINE WITH A TINY PINK BENDY STRAW, COME ON, IT'S GODDAMN ADORABLE. (+5)
Sofia blanc de blancs shower booze score: 25 (out of 35)

1 comment:

laia. said...

where did you find this? i love me a tiny cal of sofia!