couldn't be bothered to wikipedia "krausening"

First let us note that Old Style seems to be stalking me. "In your neighborhood since 1902", the can boasts. Um, that's a little weird, Old Style. "In your shower since 10:54 this morning!" would be more appropriate.

  • Refreshingness: (8) It basically tastes like water. Which, with my slight hangover this morning, was utterly perfect. You can fool yourself into thinking you're rehydrating!
  • Lack of slipperyness when you are holding the beer with potentially soapy hands: (8) Until they make a can that has little nubs along the top third, there have been no new developments in unslippery beer can technology.
  • Does it smell weird when I drink it right after using my bergamot body scrub?: (8) Not at all. See above re: tastes like water.
  • Bonus round: a 6-pack of 16 oz. cans was $5.19. I'm pretty sure that's actually cheaper than water. (+4)
Old Style shower beer score: 28 (out of 35)

There are three official Saturdays of summer left, and I take requests! What do you want me to drink in the shower? Someone has to keep the bodega in business, after all.


helen said...

Colt45, Boones Farm, Zima.

Stacey said...

Sweetie, surely you can locate a Blatz.

SC said...

Colt .45! Shower with Billy Dee Williiams!