8.13.2011

couldn't be bothered to wikipedia "krausening"

First let us note that Old Style seems to be stalking me. "In your neighborhood since 1902", the can boasts. Um, that's a little weird, Old Style. "In your shower since 10:54 this morning!" would be more appropriate.

  • Refreshingness: (8) It basically tastes like water. Which, with my slight hangover this morning, was utterly perfect. You can fool yourself into thinking you're rehydrating!
  • Lack of slipperyness when you are holding the beer with potentially soapy hands: (8) Until they make a can that has little nubs along the top third, there have been no new developments in unslippery beer can technology.
  • Does it smell weird when I drink it right after using my bergamot body scrub?: (8) Not at all. See above re: tastes like water.
  • Bonus round: a 6-pack of 16 oz. cans was $5.19. I'm pretty sure that's actually cheaper than water. (+4)
Old Style shower beer score: 28 (out of 35)

There are three official Saturdays of summer left, and I take requests! What do you want me to drink in the shower? Someone has to keep the bodega in business, after all.

3 comments:

helen said...

Colt45, Boones Farm, Zima.

Stacey said...

Sweetie, surely you can locate a Blatz.

SC said...

Colt .45! Shower with Billy Dee Williiams!