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Life lesson: when you are hung over (properly, deservedly hung over), a beer is not fucking refreshing, no matter how cold it is.

I couldn't manage more than three sips of today's shower beer, which is quite saying something.

• Refreshingness: (0) UGH.
• Lack of slipperyness when you are holding the beer with potentially soapy hands: (0) Lifting a car of beer is hard right now.
• Does it smell weird when I drink it right after using my bergamot body scrub?: (0) Everything is bad.

Modelo shower beer score: 0 (out of 35) and oh my god why did I order that last whiskey.