- Refreshingness: (0) UGH.
- Lack of slipperyness when you are holding the beer with potentially soapy hands: (0) Lifting a car of beer is hard right now.
- Does it smell weird when I drink it right after using my bergamot body scrub?: (0) Everything is bad.
Life lesson: when you are hung over (properly, deservedly hung over), a beer is not fucking refreshing, no matter how cold it is.