11.02.2011

rude boy

Basically, Bobby Darin's roommate are assholes.

Splish splish, I was takin' a bath
Long about a Saturday night
A rub-a-dub, just relaxin' in the tub
Thinkin' everything was alright
Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feet on the floor
I wrapped the towel around me and I
Opened the door, and then I
Splish, splash... I jumped back in the bath.
Well how was I to know there was a party going on?

WELL, FOR STARTERS, YOUR ROOMMATES COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THEY WERE HAVING A PARTY THAT NIGHT.

That's just a basic part of roommate etiquette.
"Hey, Bobby, I'm gonna have like 20 people over on Saturday night about 9:00- we'll probably meet at the bar first and then come over here to dance because that bar is always hella crowded, so can you help me move the couch against the wall? Oh, and also, if you're in the bath, you might want to put pants on before you open the door and walk into the living room."

1 comment:

over the door towel rack said...

Excellent post! Thanks for taking the time to post this.