
What, like you're surprised?
"Hell. Fucking goddamn hell. Fuck you, immune system.
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed."
What goes through my cat's head when I call in sick and spend the day in bed:
"HOORAY IT'S A SPECIAL OCCASION! LET'S CELEBRATE BY MEOWING IN HER FACE! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW! YOOOOOWL! WHY AREN'T YOU GETTING UP AND FEEDING ME, IT'S 7:00 A.M., MAYBE I SHOULD MEOW MORE."