Well, today Beth has to work, so I got proactive. Like our Founding Fathers would have wanted, really.
The shampoo bottles are for scale. They are normal sized shampoo bottles, not trial-size.
Is it a bad idea to drink a 750 ml 9% ABV beer in the shower? Almost certainly. However, it is a delicious bad idea, which is how I make most decisions.
Let's bring back the scoreboard!
- Refreshingness: (7) Man, this malty caramel flavor really enhances the "I have the day off, suckers!" self-important joy.
- Lack of slipperyness when you are holding the beer with potentially soapy hands: (3) This bottle is heavy as fuck and the size of an infant. I'm surprised I didn't accidentally bash in my knee with it.
- Does it smell weird when I drink it right after using my bergamot body scrub?: (8) Yum.
- Bonus round: Three day weekend! Shower beer! (+4)
La Fin du Monde shower beer score: 22 (out of 35)