Psssst hey Levi's, it's one thing to have a style of pants that "runs small" (which is a silly notion when they're ostensibly measured by waist size x inseam size in inches, but I am not gonna pick that fight today); it's quite another when I have to go up six pants sizes to get a pair that fits.

Pants #1: Levi's 511 Commuter Jeans purchased today in my regular size.

Pants #2: Levi's 511 Commuter Jeans in black, purchased today at the same store in my regular size plus six inches despite being the same line and style as the above pair.

Please tell me why this makes sense to you, Levi's. Please.